Solar Poo Garden Lamp

£19.99

Light up your garden with laughter! This solar-powered poo lamp brings the perfect mix of outdoor charm and toilet humour to your yard, patio, or walkway.

Sculpted to look like a realistic, chunky turd, this outdoor-friendly lamp charges during the day and glows automatically at night. It’s quirky, weather-resistant, and 100% powered by sunshine — no cords, no hassle, just good clean… poo.

Whether you're pranking a neighbour, adding character to your garden, or gifting a friend with a wild sense of humour, this solar poop light is the perfect crappy surprise.

🌞 Features:

💩 Handmade poo design – chunky and surprisingly realistic

💩 Solar-powered with built-in rechargeable battery

💩 Turns on automatically at dusk, off at dawn

💩 Weatherproof and garden-safe

💩 A hilarious addition to any yard, garden path, or flower bed

This isn’t your average garden gnome – it’s a glowing turd that brings joy (and double takes). Order now and get your garden giggling by nightfall.

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