Solar Poo Garden Lamp
£19.99
Light up your garden with laughter! This solar-powered poo lamp brings the perfect mix of outdoor charm and toilet humour to your yard, patio, or walkway.
Sculpted to look like a realistic, chunky turd, this outdoor-friendly lamp charges during the day and glows automatically at night. It’s quirky, weather-resistant, and 100% powered by sunshine — no cords, no hassle, just good clean… poo.
Whether you're pranking a neighbour, adding character to your garden, or gifting a friend with a wild sense of humour, this solar poop light is the perfect crappy surprise.
🌞 Features:
💩 Handmade poo design – chunky and surprisingly realistic
💩 Solar-powered with built-in rechargeable battery
💩 Turns on automatically at dusk, off at dawn
💩 Weatherproof and garden-safe
💩 A hilarious addition to any yard, garden path, or flower bed
This isn’t your average garden gnome – it’s a glowing turd that brings joy (and double takes). Order now and get your garden giggling by nightfall.