Figurine

£13.99

Add a cheeky touch of charm to your home, garden, or workspace with this one-of-a-kind realistic poo figurine. Each piece is lovingly handmade from clay, capturing the look of a perfectly imperfect, lifelike turd. Whether you’re looking for a playful conversation starter, a unique gift, or a whimsical decor piece, this figurine is sure to make an impression.

No two are exactly alike – each figurine is a one-off creation, shaped by hand, with its own unique details and personality. It’s the perfect way to bring a little humour and fun into your space, and a lighthearted reminder that sometimes, life is just… full of it!

💩 Handmade from durable clay

💩 Realistic, lifelike shape

💩 A fun addition to any home, office, or garden

💩 Makes a quirky gift for friends, family, or anyone with a great sense of humour

💩 Stands tall and proud – a true statement piece

Whether you’re gifting it to a friend who loves a good laugh, or adding a playful accent to your own space, this realistic poo figurine is sure to be a hit!

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