🎄 Add a dash of humour (and a pinch of mischief) to your tree this year with this incredibly realistic, handmade poo Christmas ornament!

Lovingly sculpted from clay, each turd takes several days to make — from shaping and detailing to drying, painting, and sealing. This isn’t just novelty decor, it’s a labour of love with a wicked sense of humour.

Whether you're into toilet humour, giving the best gag gifts, or simply want to start the most unforgettable holiday tradition, this ornament is for you.

Perfect as a stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, or just to see Grandma do a double take.

💩 100% handmade – every swirl is one of a kind

💩 Realistic finish for maximum hilarity

💩 Lightweight and ready to hang

💩 Great conversation starter

💩 Takes days to make – please order early to avoid missing out

Don’t risk a crappy Christmas by waiting too long. These are made in small batches with care (and giggles). Secure yours now before they’re gone — because no one wants a 💩 Christmas… unless it’s hanging from the tree.